Hey, It’s Jet Here.
Last night, Mom had an “oh no!” moment when she correlated the date to the end of Dental Hygiene month. Our dental treat container, (can you believe she uses washed out kitty litter tubs to hold the packages?) has reached the red, blinking, “Warning, Warning” levels. Since many retailers discount dental treats during February, Mom MUST order today. Jet? Yes Mom. This year, February includes one extra day for this math calculation adjustment thingie called Leap Year. Thanks for explaining Mom, so really you have today and tomorrow to order our treats? Exactly my boy.
I know I’ve mentioned these items before, however, since Scooby Doo Academy recommends reviewing for information retention, I will run down our preferred dental treats.
Tail down – JJ and I can polish these off in about 2 minutes. Mom: Sometimes like a piece of licorice, the chew gets stuck in their teeth and you see them confused that there’s a good taste in their mouth just out of reach!
Bone-a-Mint – Tail Up – good for your belly, your breath, fun to chew. When Koko was alive, Mom gave her this treat on the nights I received the next item. Now, since the Chewminator and I have the same chomping pace, Mom gives us the same treats on the same nights.
Tail Down – Mom buys the small size (Mom: economic realities my boy) so we masticate (vocabulary builder) in 3 minutes.
Tail Down – Mom should give them to us all the time.
Mom: A little pricey, must intersperse with other treats.
Tail Down – Mom opens the freezer to remove the bones only once a week.
Mom: make sure your vet tells you what type of bone is safe for your particular K9. Bone chewing can be sloppy business, make sure your K9s either have napkins (towels), or chew in an appropriate location.
Tail Down – Mom doles these out periodically.
Mom: the hooves smell a little bit, make sure the hooves are from the USA as some hooves from China are tainted with you do not want to know what.
Tail Down – kind of boring after a while, then upon rediscovery really exciting again.
Mom: Make sure antlers and horns are from the USA, can be pricey, however, last forever.
Fellow K9s, what dental treats (preferably all natural) do you enjoy?
Humans – Don’t say Dental Hygiene month, call it dental treat month… just call me Jet, the Spin Dentist!
Another great pearly white day.