Hey It’s Jet Here.
JJ had her four week ear check on Thursday. Little Miss “So Darn Happy” finally figured out what may happen when she and Mom go for a long car ride. JJ happily enters Dr. Schaffer’s office, greets Miss Judy, properly shakes hands with all humans in the waiting area and then it begins… the nervous shaking, looking forlornly (Vocab Building Project VBP) at the door, and wishing she could borrow the cloak of invisibility from Harry Potter!
Miss Judy came out from behind the desk to say a proper hello to JJ and JJ plopped on the floor inching towards the exit! She thought Miss Judy was charged with ushering her into “the room”. Everyone laughed an understanding chuckle, empathizing with our girl.
Mom distracted JJ by visiting with those in the waiting room. First they met Macy, a black lab puppy who should just plaster the word “adorable” to her forehead! Her human, Mr. Gordon, recently lost his 14 year old K9 and you could tell Macy returned a happy atmosphere to her forever family’s lives.
Copper and (Mom deeply apologizes for forgetting the 2nd feline’s name… she will call Miss Judy when the office opens) won the adoption lottery. They ended up in a forever home with a Guardian that saved seven other felines as well, treats them all lovingly, and fixes all of their medical issues on a teacher’s budget!
Mom and JJ waited a short time “in the room” for Dr. Schaffer and Miss Vanessa. As soon as they walked in, Little Miss “I Can Make Myself Invisible” tucked her golden self behind Mom’s legs. When Dr. Schaffer went to lift her, the most HUMILIATING thing happened. JJ, uh… expressed herself. Graphic description, (skip if squeamish (VBP) anal gland expressing) OMD! Mom had NEVER seen this before. Let’s say sanitation occurred for no less than 5-10 minutes. Mom wished for a clothespin, noseplug or any other smell blocker!
Thinking she outwitted the humans, JJ hung out on the exam table, shedding and shaking, Alas, Dr. Schaffer returned to complete the original task, check our girl’s ears! The more challenging ear passed muster while the easier ear… looked gooky (layperson’s term.) So, Dr. Schaffer said Mom has to include the “easier ear” in her twice weekly wash, dry, medicate regimen.
The good news – an eight week follow-up; the bad news – I have to go with Little Miss “Expression” next time, as the visit will mark my annual check-up requirement. (Bummer.)
Another great, glad I wasn’t there, day!