Hey, It’s Jet Here.
I, Jet, student of politics at Scooby Doo Academy, selected taking a poll for my class project. When I watch the news most mornings after my breakfast, waiting for Mom to hurry up and eat hers, those humans on TV mention lots of polls. They use words like: Gallup, CNN,NYT,USAToday, ABC, CBS Tribune/WGN TV etc… so I figured, why not add a Hey, It’s Jet Here poll?
Lately, the political tracking of the Republican candidates hogs TV coverage week after week. You humans take polls before the voting, during the voting, after the voting, don’t you guys get tired? To maintain my integrity, I will remind you that I previously and continue to endorse Boozer for president.
I decided to track poles themselves with the following criteria:
- How many poles exist on my weekend morning route? (Other routes will be added in the future.)
- What type of pole is it?
- What material did the humans use in construction?
I present to you… the results:
- 19 poles in total.
- 15 telephone poles, 4 traffic light poles.
- 15 wooden poles, 4 metal poles.
Uh Jet? Yes Mom. Little problem. What’s the problem Mom? Polls and Poles are totally different. Polls record opinions or votes whereas poles are long, slender, rounded pieces of wood or metal with one end usually in the ground. Poles support other items like wires, electrical circuitry, or tents.
Hmpf. Mooommm, I know that, I wanted to see if you were paying attention! Really Jet? If you say so…
Another great day of tabulations.
Hey... It's Jet Here 
Humans….. *rolls eyes* Personally I find poles MUCH more interesting and far more accurate!
Hey, it’s Jet here. Hi Rumpy. I know dude, me too!
Jet, your pole tracking makes much more sense than what those humans do. Did you mark each one so you knew you had counted it?
Hey, it’s Jet here. Hi Bongo. Dude, I did my best, but, didn’t have enough in the tank for 25! Thanks for thinking the same K9 way that Rumpy and I do!
Hi sweet Jetty -you make me me smile so much – I really think you and Mom need to publish all these blog entries!
had great day with sis and bil – spent all day at Sawgrass mills shopping then cookout tonight (brrrr!!!) then watched the grammy show, they are leaving tomorrow morning (boooo)
sending goodnight (I hope you are all already snuggled into bed as it is very chilly!!) kisses and hugs to you, Jet, Mom, Rachel, Fluffy and Puffy xoxox
Hey, it’s Jet here. Hi Miss Wendy. We watched the Grammy Awards, too. (Mom began at 9 something, so she could use that tivo thing and skip commercials.)
Oh Miss Wendy, you’re so kind with your compliments, Mom and I are blushing. (Well actually, I’m zonked out, so, Mom’s blushing.)
Mom said that mall is REALLY big, bet you had fun. Cookout? Miss Wendy, I didn’t see my invitation in the mail. I like cookouts, I’m neat and tidy, I pick up things from the ground.
Miss Wendy, extra Jetty kisses so you won’t be sad tomorrow, ok?
JJ is snuggled by Mom’s office chair as she’s typing and I’m in a goofy position in the hallway waiting for her to HURRY UP.
Jetty kisses and JJ hugs to you, Mr. David, Jacob, Cassie, Rex, Barkley and… last night for Sis and BIL. xoxoxo