Hey, It’s Jet Here.
Generally, I mind my own business, herd, protect and care for my family, serve as Boy of the House, and go about my daily routine. What I know of the human world derives from personal observations, my pack and my family. I share my blog with you in a politically neutral way except… well… this is an election year. As a Florida K9, I feel compelled to participate in the process, since voting is a privilege. Luckily, K9s do not register along human party lines. We support candidates by barking. Important platform items include:
- Do you support “no kill” shelters?
- What is your position on pit bulls?
- Do you support spay/neuter programs?
- Would you ban chemical pesticides on lawns where we empty our tanks?
- Do you support more dog parks? (How do you plan on keeping glass shards out of them?)
- To scoop or not to scoop?
- How do you feel about digging? Chewing? Wrestling?
- Do you support sleeping on human beds? Human furniture?
- Dry or wet food?
- Allowed in the car? Seat belt or no seat belt?
I tried to keep up with the debates; however, Mom said she found me passed out on the couch/bed each and every time. So, after much reflection and in time for the Tuesday Primary, I officially support – Drumroll please….
BOOZER FOR PRESIDENT!
Boozer, adopted from Golden Rescue South Florida, like Koko, JJ and me has a mission statement I believe in.
Hi all, I’m Boozer but my dad calls me Boo. Tonight we were sitting out by the pool talking. He told me , “Boo ,I’m so proud of you. Only in America can a redneck construction dog run for president.” He told me there’s a lot of dirty dogs in Washington. I told Dad, no problem man. I swim in the pool a lot during the day and I’m a clean dog and those with me will be the same. I told Dad, the White House will be the nations largest dog park, with a sign on the front gate saying no dirty dogs, idiots or politicians poop allowed. Dad said ” Boo, thats a step in the right direction. It should eliminate 97.6% of the traffic”. VOTE FOR ME!
Another great patriotic day.
I had the pleasure of shaking Boozer’s paw and it was a strong, confident shake. And when he barks, he has great knowledge on the subject to which he barks. He has no problem looking one right in the eyes, which says alot about honesty and courage. Boozer has Maggies vote – plus she said he’s darn good looking.
Hey, it’s Jet here. Hi Miss Sharon, Hi Maggie. Welcome aboard the Boozer bandwagon! Mom, JJ and I concur with your opinion of Boozer. JJ agrees with Maggie, he is hunky! I think he’s a manly man, too. Go Boozer, go!
Boozer all the way! He’s a regular people’s dog, very strong in his convictions and (cute as a button!) Love his hat!
Jet I also like your platform – full of important items and well thought out!
Hey, it’s Jet here. Hi Miss Wendy. I hoped you would join Boozer’s supporters! We completely agree and Rachel, our fashion expert loves the hat, too!
Thank you Miss Wendy, you know K9s have concerns too! I left out the importance of untainted food from other countries. whoops, I’ll have to amend…
Goodnight sweet Jet, JJ, Mom, Rachel, Fluffy and Puffy – sending kisses and hugs – sleep well! xoxox
Hey, it’s Jet here. Hi Miss Wendy. Miss Wendy, I could not go past the garage tonight. I tried, really I did. Mom did a lot of late night cooking again, she shared a hard boiled egg with JJ and I, yummy.
Goodnight Miss Wendy, Mr. David, Jacob, Cassie, Rex and Barkley, sleep well, too.
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