Hey, It’s Jet Here.
In general, I’m a helpful kind of guy. I help out around the house when appropriate; Mom doesn’t even have to ask me. For example, on Sundays my housework helper gene kicks in early. Before Mom leaves for work at the Farmers Market, I sniff the bags resting on the floor, to make sure all items smell fresh for the market goers. By lying down in front of the refrigerator, I remind Mom that she has items in the fridge and freezer she must take. When Mom comes home after work, she usually has lots of dishwashing to do. No worries Mom, Jet, the Housework Helper at your service! I methodically prewash the items in the dishwasher, guaranteeing a cleaner outcome.
As previously mentioned, twice a month, I wipe down the walls in a majority of the house. Because I’m such an upbeat guy and possess such a grand tail, I can multitask sweeping the floor while sitting along with showing Mom how happy I am to help her. I clean my bowl when I’m through eating and willingly clean any food particles from those sloppy felines. Jet… Yes Mom? I even clean up when they
throw – Jet, let’s not go into disgusting details. Ok, Mom. My human sister, tends to leave things here and there throughout the house. I, Jet the Housework Helper, relocate those items to places I believe Mom would prefer. Jet, I appreciate the thought and effort, however, sometimes your relocation process just confuses us … or makes us laugh!
I could go on, however, bragging does not suit a gentleman like me. So, fellow K9s, continue helping your humans, you will make them smile, laugh, offer biscuits?, and do your part as a participant in your family community.
Oh, in case you wondered why I do not fetch the paper… Mom does not receive the paper!
Another great and helpful day.